They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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