My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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