haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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