i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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