She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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