I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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