U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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