Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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