you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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