no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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