in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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