Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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