Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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