She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
