So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
NoShamevember. You game?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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