what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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