You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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