well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
