But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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