I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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