Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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