3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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