He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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