We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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