Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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