did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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