I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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