did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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