I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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