He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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