It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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