when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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