Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
