is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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