awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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