I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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