She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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