I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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