No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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