I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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