I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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