then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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