do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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