hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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