i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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