Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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