I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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