I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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