is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She's just so happy...and so naked.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
40s are totally the cure
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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