I can tuck mytits in my pants
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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