why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Less talking, more tequila
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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