apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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