I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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