this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
